…during our appointment…while measuring me & feeling for baby’s position:
Midwife: …oh, & you are having a contraction right now; I can feel the tightening…
Me: Huh? I don’t feel anything…shouldn’t I be the one feeling the tightening?
Midwife: [laughing]- definitely a contraction…it’s softened back up now, though
Me: [thinking]- I thought I knew what a contraction felt like, but cool…I’m hungry & sleepy